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Effin BS

Yo I was in tears laughing at this dude. It really can’t be that serious, or maybe it can. I remember when I was in college we would play 2K till 6a.m. but I don’t ever remember anybody doing this.

Happy Halloween + Happy New Years Eve

Trick Or Treat
Happy Halloween to everyone out there (the above pic is the most orange I could find for you on such short notice). I’ve never been much of a halloween guy (never went trick or treating….ever). Might do it when I have kids.

Under The Weather Phella
*I was running around crazy this week with no jacket on plus worked out in the cold once. Those horrible choices led to the inevitable-a semi flu. So now I’m just in the crib going insane.
*I’ve listened to my entire playlist twice.
*Wrote pre-disses to rappers who I think might try to get at me when I “get on”, whatever that means.
*I’m reading emails and myspace messages from like April and wondering to myself why I said certain things.
*Speaking of why I said certain things, in my Nyquiled state last night I went on facebook and asked for a date from any woman in DC/MD/VA and some parts of West Virginia…..no one responded. So now I’m beefing with all my female facebook friends.
*Did a photoshoot yesterday…I hate those but its necessary for the “14 Month Year”. Took about two hours and the photographer had me out in the cold which didn’t help my semi flu at all.

14 Month Year
I decided not to wait for January 1 to make wholesale changes. So Novemeber 1st will be when my New Year begins. I’m turning everything up. Music, Talent Repping, Blogging, Wifey Search (phell o l) and everything else.

Not The Life Of The Party
The Party Life is calling me, like literally. My phone is ringing crazy with excited voices on the other end screaming “nigga we bout to get it poppin tonite” and “yo where we going for Halloween yo?”. Sorry folks, got a 14 month New Year to plan.

p.s. Stale candy givers should be thrown in jail.
p.s. I don’t have candy kids, so please let the old man sleep.
p.s. Do they still show the Charlie Brown Halloween Special?
p.s. The Halloween Episodes of Family Matters>The Halloween Episodes of Fresh Prince

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