Phantasy Dating

Scoring Breakdown:
Physical=10pts
Smile=20pts
Confidence with Humility=20pts
Too Confident/Arrogant=-20pts
Low Self Esteem/Low Confidence=-30pts
Positive Energy=+30pts
Negative Energy=Stay Far Away
Fashion/Style=20pts
Materialistic=-10pts
Ghetto Girl=10pts
Classy With Ghetto Tendencies=20pts
Goal Oriented=10pts
Too Goal Oriented=-30pts
Not Goal Oriented At All/Gold Digger=-30 pts
Tainted Past=-1000000000000000pts

I decided to hit the reset button on all my crushes. Above is the criteria that I go by in Phantasy Dating.

Keyshia Cole is still cool and all but she has an album coming out and won’t be able to provide the attention I need. That -30 for being too goal oriented really cost her.

Bria Myles used to be front runner but she is just getting too OD with the pics she takes….cool to look at, but I don’t think I can wife something that (I know) everyone has seen. She unfortunately got a negative 1 gazillion because of her tainted past.

Chicks like Sanaa Lathan are a little bit too cliche. Every dude mentions her in their top 10. Her Fantasy score is extremely high but we don’t do cliches over here. We like New New.

Speaking of “New New”. Lauren London also has an extremely high score too but we need more power moves from her career wise to certify that she’s not a GD.

For some odd reason I really like Rocsi off 106 and Park. Obviously she looks good but that usually isn’t the deciding factor. I think it’s because she has that “I think I’m too good” attitude that I love. 50 Cent would put her in the negative 1 gazillion category but I don’t believe Fif. She gets disqualified because she replaced, Free, the ultimate Phantasy dater.

Taraji P Henson (Howard University Girl) is also back on the playing field. I hadn’t seen her in anything for a while until the Jamie Foxx/T.I. video. She’s super smart and always smiling, plus she has that sassyness that Rocsi has mixed in with some humble pie. I think she wins for now. She fits into every positive category on the list plus tons of bonus points for things not mentioned.

That’s it for Phantasy. As for real life, I always catch borderline crazy joints(that’s what I say). Or they’re normal and I make them crazy (that’s what they say). “You should see how I am around girls, I ruin them all”-Jay-Z

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