8pm: They are starting the pregame show. Off top the setup looks better than in previous years. They’ve got a helicopter and everything. Keri Hilson still equals a poor mans Alicia Keys to me.
8:04pm: It’s the KING patna…T.I is gonna be everywhere tonight, “Paper Trail” promotion in full effect. If Shawty Lo is there then “IT MUST BE TWO SIDES”
8:15pm: T-Pain coming out with his own circus. An elephant with a T-Pain chain. It’s obvious that the record companies are going all out to use this show to promote 4th quarter releases…..smart move.
8:35pm: Americans Best Dance contest or something going on outside. Lupe rooting for the Chinese crew. No surprise there. Dude’s obsessed with Tokyo.
8:45pm: Kobe in the building!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hopefully this is the last public outing before the season. We cant lose to Boston again.
8:51pm:Stupid announcer asking Kobe if he’s a Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus fan in front of his wife. Some people just can’t let Eagle, Colorado go.
8:54: Thick Ciara of old>This New Skeleton Ciara
9:07pm: Rihanna kicking things off. Pretty wack if you ask me. The usual dominatrix gear and mediocre singing I’ve come to expect from her.
9:10pm: Weezy’s lip ring=a lil “how you doing” in my opinion.
9:19pm: Britney Spears won female video of the year. She seems normal again. All is right with the world.
9:23pm: Updating people of whats coming on during commercials=DOPE!!!! Unfortunately ESPN has been on to this for a year.
9:31pm: The virgi….I mean Jonas Brothers performance. Nothing too crazy. Just a safe and protected performance.
9:35pm: Katy Perry might be the new object of my affection
9:39pm: Katy Perry IS the new object of my affection
9:43pm:Lil Wayne performance with Leona Lewis. The usual Wayne performance. Very energetic, lots of bleeps etc.
9:50pm:Pussycat Dolls win best dance video. Nicole Shdahuwhroasriojojaow looking good as ever.
9:58pm: SMH @ the host flirting with Kobe. Last thing we need before the season is some wild rumors
10:12pm:Pink performing. Crazy setup she has. Explosions and everything. Like a movie almost. Nice performance.
10:16pm: I’m starting to feel sleepy and lose interest in this show. Wack host+subpar performances+everything seems slightly off from the music to the presenters. Bout to throw in the towel if things dont pick up soon.
10:24pm: MCLOVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:25pm:MJB nominated for best hip hop video??????? Wayne won. Congrats
10:26pm:ITS THE KING PATNA…T.I.P performing “Whatever You Like”…this girl in the pink=WOW. the car=WOWZERS
10:29pm:Rihanna reminds me of that Russian chick from Rocky 2. New T.I song with her is FLAMESSSSSSSS
10:50pm: LL Cool j is selling clothes at Sears and still performing and saying things like “Let me hear you screeeeeaaaam” and “somebody say hooooo”
10:52pm: Paris in pink=the opposite of the T.I chick in pink….Michael Phelps obviously needs sleep…Lupe’s jacket game>Michael Jacksons jacket game
10:55pm: Wondering why I didnt just tune in at the end. Kobe and Kanye to close out the show. Kob should spit one of those wack verses from his cd. I wonder what YE will perform…maybe the new song thats supposed to come out tomorrow?
11:02pm: Kid Rock still being alive is good news. AInt heard from him in a while. Performing with Wayne. Weezys lip ring + tight red pants=”how you doing”…the song is nice though.
11:11pm: Kobe presenting…I hope a white girl doesnt win for his sake….DAMN…nevermind…Britney got it, even Chris Brown was laughing
1114pm: Kanye performing this craaaaaaaaaaaacccccckkkk. Mr.West saving the show. Cant wait for mp3 of this tomorrow. He’s not even rapping anymore
11:17pm: GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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