Last night something happened to me that was just like an episode of South Park I watched. In the episode, Cartman and Butters are on some mega lame field trip when they see this strange place called “Super Phun Thyme”. They decide to stray away from the original plan and go check the place out.
I was on a mega lame field trip by myself when I found a place similar to Super Phun Thyme. They even celebrate 4th of July on 4th of August. It was amazing. I watched fireworks and then threw those baseballs at those bottles that never fall down. I almost bought cotton candy but nah, I had to retain some level of professionalism. How do I get to my original destination and say “yea im 2 hours late because I stopped for cotton candy”.
Now I would love to recommend this place but its not even on the map, literally. The red triangle is the car, on the right of your screen is Super Phun Thyme and on the left of your screen is some Ocean apparently that I never knew DC had.
